Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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