I want to stick my p in your. b.
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
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