make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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