I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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