It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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