Is it normal to miss your booty call?
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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