i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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