I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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