even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
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