i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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