i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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