Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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