How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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