All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
we're so committed to being not committed
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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