This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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