Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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