he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
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