I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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