my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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