just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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