Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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