Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I need mimosas to revive my soul
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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