: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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