yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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