R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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