I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
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