Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
Randomize
