One girl and one boy is just not enough.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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