I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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