I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
We are two peas in an std pod
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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