The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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