mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
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