Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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