Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I have aggressive nipples.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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