you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Randomize
