So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
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He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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