Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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