Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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