I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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