Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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