So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
True college students do jello shots in the library
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