Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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