me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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