dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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