THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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