the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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