yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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