was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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