i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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