Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
now i know why i became what i already was.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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