Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
you never un-have a 4some
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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