big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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